Hit By a Pitch
I just snagged a mouse pad that smells exactly like tires. I am in heaven and also very weird.
1 month ago • 0 notesApparently my days of sitting comfortably are over for now. I have to improve my posture so dude will face backward instead of forward.
1 month ago • 0 notesSo. People are at GABF and I’m home washing diapers and baby clothes. I’m not complaining, but holy hell I can’t wait until next year.
1 month ago • 0 notesI can’t stop eating ice cubes, dude is kicking like crazy, and I want to go home and take a nap instead of having a stupid meeting.
1 month ago • 0 notesI’m 1-1 in my fantasy football league. In week 1, my team was awesome. In week 2, my team was absolutely atrocious. My big mistake was totally overthinking everything and making really stupid…
This is for you, Twitter: ””””””””” Those are apostrophes. Use them. Love them. #yourlame
1 month ago • 0 notesGood news! Ultrasound revealed that the baby’s kidneys are now perfect! He’ll be an estimated 7.5-8 pounds at birth. Sweet!
1 month ago • 0 notesBad news! I feel like a house and am really sad about missing the Great American Beer Festival this year.
1 month ago • 0 notesThere is no evidence that a planned homebirth with an experienced attendant is more dangerous than a hospital birth for a low-risk woman.
1 month ago • 0 notesRT @outofleftfield: “Going forward.” In what other direction can you go? #phrasesihate
(Haha, I really hate that, too.)