Hit By a Pitch

Holy shit you guys, Iowa is #13. That is SO awesome!

Sep 29th

I just snagged a mouse pad that smells exactly like tires. I am in heaven and also very weird.

Sep 29th

Apparently my days of sitting comfortably are over for now. I have to improve my posture so dude...

Sep 29th

Good morning! Anquan Boldin or Johnny Knox? Also, IOWA!!!

Sep 28th

So. People are at GABF and I’m home washing diapers and baby clothes. I’m not...

Sep 26th

I can’t stop eating ice cubes, dude is kicking like crazy, and I want to go home and take a...

Sep 26th

Fantasy Football Lineup for 9/27

Sep 25th

This is for you, Twitter: ””””””””” Those are...

Sep 25th

Good news! Ultrasound revealed that the baby’s kidneys are now perfect! He’ll be an...

Sep 25th

Bad news! I feel like a house and am really sad about missing the Great American Beer Festival this...

Sep 25th

There is no evidence that a planned homebirth with an experienced attendant is more dangerous than a...

Sep 24th

Bryan Adams is still around? My freshman-year roommate used to write out his song lyrics and hang...

Sep 24th

RT @outofleftfield: “Going forward.” In what other direction can you go? #phrasesihate...

Sep 24th

Ugh @ Stupidhead McPukey-Shitpants (that’s referring to the dog).

Sep 24th

33 weeks today! I think dude is going to come a little early (not that I know what I’m talking...

Sep 24th

I’m not overthinking my fantasy football roster this week. For example, if Bowe is playing...

Sep 24th

Dudes, it is freezing in Denver. Like, Sadie needs a jacket weather. Brrrrr!

Sep 23rd

Why does @cst_sox think my boyfriend Jon Garland is a tool? Can you really be a tool if you listen...

Sep 23rd

Foul!

Sep 23rd

Macy’s might be close to bankruptcy. That’s what you get for what you did to Marshall...

Sep 23rd

Something I don’t understand — the hipster trend of using old-fashioned grandpa names as...

Sep 22nd

I don’t understand the mad rush to cook and freeze meals for early days with baby. It’s...

Sep 22nd

I totally did not feel like going to the gym and am totally glad I went to the gym. It’s cool...

Sep 22nd

Every time Sadie hears the new Toyota commercial with the dog & squeaky toy, she runs into the...

Sep 22nd

This cold, rainy weather makes me want to bake pumpkin loaf. And have Rogers Park chili (chili over...

Sep 21st

My team is the Kansas City Chiefs of our FF league this week. This is ugly.

Sep 21st

This stadium makes me sad for humanity. Do people really pay $$$ to sit up there and watch the...

Sep 21st

Anquan Boldin, Dwayne Bowe, Antwaan Randle El, or Isaac Bruce? Am I crazy to play Darren McFadden...

Sep 20th

Hey ESPN, thanks for airing the Iowa game today in Denver. That totally made my day!

Sep 19th

Where are the other pregnant women who don’t like chick flicks, scrapbooking, and makeover/spa...

Sep 19th

Obviously, if he gets a dog, @ochoNFLcinco85 should name him Ickey Woods.

Sep 19th

If you actually talk like a pirate tomorrow, you’ll be running at more of a funny deficit than...

Sep 19th

I’m weird, as usual.

Sep 18th

Can they just call this White Sox/Mariners game now? Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. Time of death 7:44 p.m....

Sep 18th

Dude fixing up the house next door installed an awesome fence, but it’s too high off the...

Sep 18th

I wonder if Kaiser doesn’t want to send my requested records because the doctor said I’m...

Sep 17th

If you were bummed about MSTRKRFT not being at Monolith, they’ll be at the Fox Theater in...

Sep 17th

I know I look better with bangs but I really hate having them. Unless they’re short enough to...

Sep 16th

I’ve had Fancy Footwork and You’re So Gangsta going through my head all day, which is...

Sep 16th

If there have already been 9 billion tweets about something, there’s a good chance you have...

Sep 15th

Our dog was propositioned while we were out for a walk.

Sep 15th

Does craving a smell mean you have pica? I don’t want to eat rubber, but I would love to carry...

Sep 15th

Also, I can’t eat enough ice cubes. I guess there could be worse things, but WTF?

Sep 15th

Weird Pregnancy Stuff

Sep 15th

Monolith was fun after all. We saw Method Man & Redman, Passion Pit, Phoenix, and Chromeo. All...

Sep 14th

I’m not going to lie. Being the only sober person at a big concert with 1,000,000 fucked up...

Sep 14th

Passion Pit is cool. http://yfrog.com/5grfsgj

Sep 14th

It’s a good football day! I’m winning my fantasy matchup and the Broncos suck ass.

Sep 14th

Well that sucks but, to be fair, my mom and/or dog could single-handedly beat the Bengals.

Sep 14th

The Hawkeyes look pretty good today (or do the Cyclones look really, really bad?).

Sep 12th

Is WGN having a game of silence in honor of 9/11? There’s no audio on the White Sox game.

Sep 12th

Why won’t ESPN let me change the name on my fantasy football profile? I’m not really...

Sep 12th

So much awesome stuff! The Rockies are good, football is underway, it is Friday, the weather is...

Sep 11th

I have received confirmation that our probable middle name is, in fact, “bad ass.” This...

Sep 11th

Why are there always people reprezentin’ the douchiest school in the Big 10? You might as well...

Sep 11th

I think it’s incredibly creepy to refer to a baby as “little man.” Also creepy:...

Sep 11th

I talk a lot of shit about living in the hood, but I’m really happy to live in a neighborhood...

Sep 11th

WTF is Glee? Is this another tv show I’ll have to hate because people talk about it too much,...

Sep 10th

Hey Threadless, I’d like to buy a bunch of stuff from you right now but your website...

Sep 9th

The best idea I’ve had in years (I’m sure someone came up with this already): fried...

Sep 9th

I am totally in love with Serena Williams.

Sep 9th

I’m already tired of all the “jokes” about how women hate football season.

Sep 8th

Looks like white people will be moving in next door. Time to sell! (No really, that’s what the...

Sep 8th

Now that B isn’t working all weekend, we have to figure out what to do tomorrow. Maybe Ned or...

Sep 7th

Wondering if I should make cheesecake, oatmeal peanut butter cookies, or pumpkin loaf today. Still...

Sep 6th

Ugh, the gym is totally kicking my ass today. I refuse to be a wuss, but a nap instead would be...

Sep 6th

Fantasy Football 2009 and Broncos Prediction

Sep 6th

B is working with friends at Taste of Colorado all weekend and I am way too lazy to make any plans...

Sep 5th

Here is my 2009-10 fantasy football roster: http://tinyurl.com/m7z3rq. I think I’m pretty...

Sep 5th

My prediction for the Broncos season (remember, last year I said 8-8 and was right): 4-12 (almost...

Sep 4th

Happy birthday to Ken “Hawk” Harrelson! You can put it on the board … YES!!

Sep 4th

The White Sox shut out the Cubs and I had cheesecake. I guess this afternoon isn’t so bad!

Sep 4th

Glad we went to the game tonight. Ubaldo looked awesome, we saw David Wright’s gigantic...

Sep 3rd

Here’s our $3,000 patient lounging in bed, which also apparently is an awesome place to pee....

Sep 3rd

Just think — I could’ve lived my whole life without ever knowing about Jason...

Sep 2nd

So I guess the attendees of my high school reunion will think I’m a member of the Lithuanian...

Sep 2nd

My boyfriend Jon Garland also went to the Dodgers. Rockies tried to get him. Holy shit, but...

Sep 2nd

Losing Jim Thome to the Dodgers is almost worth it if it means @JimThome will be tweeting.

Sep 1st

I’m sort of having a low-grade panic attack waiting for the update on whether the cat needs...

Sep 1st

Still no definitive answer on the cat. I really feel like I’m going to lose it soon.

Sep 1st