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I have to improve my posture so dude...<p>Apparently my days of sitting comfortably are over for now. I have to improve my posture so dude will face backward instead of forward.</p>http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/199678213http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/199678213Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:42:02 -0600Good morning! Anquan Boldin or Johnny Knox? Also, IOWA!!!<p>Good morning! Anquan Boldin or Johnny Knox? Also, IOWA!!!</p>http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/199043522http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/199043522Mon, 28 Sep 2009 03:59:39 -0600So. People are at GABF and I’m home washing diapers and baby clothes. I’m not...<p>So. People are at GABF and I’m home washing diapers and baby clothes. I’m not complaining, but holy hell I can’t wait until next year.</p>http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/197203864http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/197203864Fri, 25 Sep 2009 23:17:55 -0600I can’t stop eating ice cubes, dude is kicking like crazy, and I want to go home and take a...<p>I can’t stop eating ice cubes, dude is kicking like crazy, and I want to go home and take a nap instead of having a stupid meeting.</p>http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/196913332http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/196913332Fri, 25 Sep 2009 16:18:30 -0600Fantasy Football Lineup for 9/27<a href="http://hitbyapitch.com/2009/09/25/fantasy-football-lineup-for-927/">Fantasy Football Lineup for 9/27</a>: <div class="snap_preview"> <br/><p>I’m 1-1 in my fantasy football league. In week 1, my team was awesome. In week 2, my team was absolutely atrocious. My big mistake was totally overthinking everything and making really stupid…</p> </div>http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/196873774http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/196873774Fri, 25 Sep 2009 15:16:51 -0600This is for you, Twitter: ””””””””” Those are...<p>This is for you, Twitter: ””””””””” Those are apostrophes. Use them. Love them. #yourlame</p>http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/196345154http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/196345154Thu, 24 Sep 2009 22:13:17 -0600Good news! Ultrasound revealed that the baby’s kidneys are now perfect! He’ll be an...<p>Good news! Ultrasound revealed that the baby’s kidneys are now perfect! He’ll be an estimated 7.5-8 pounds at birth. Sweet!</p>http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/196145414http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/196145414Thu, 24 Sep 2009 17:17:44 -0600Bad news! I feel like a house and am really sad about missing the Great American Beer Festival this...<p>Bad news! I feel like a house and am really sad about missing the Great American Beer Festival this year.</p>http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/196145405http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/196145405Thu, 24 Sep 2009 17:17:42 -0600There is no evidence that a planned homebirth with an experienced attendant is more dangerous than a...<p>There is no evidence that a planned homebirth with an experienced attendant is more dangerous than a hospital birth for a low-risk woman.</p>http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/195965113http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/195965113Thu, 24 Sep 2009 12:37:06 -0600RT @outofleftfield: “Going forward.” In what other direction can you go?...<p>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/outofleftfield">outofleftfield</a>: “Going forward.” In what other direction can you go? #phrasesihate<br/> (Haha, I really hate that, too.)</p>http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/195965109http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/195965109Thu, 24 Sep 2009 12:37:05 -0600Bryan Adams is still around? My freshman-year roommate used to write out his song lyrics and hang...<p>Bryan Adams is still around? My freshman-year roommate used to write out his song lyrics and hang them in our room. I’m still traumatized.</p>http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/195965101http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/195965101Thu, 24 Sep 2009 12:37:05 -0600Ugh @ Stupidhead McPukey-Shitpants (that’s referring to the dog).<p>Ugh @ Stupidhead McPukey-Shitpants (that’s referring to the dog).</p>http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/195607479http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/195607479Thu, 24 Sep 2009 01:05:09 -060033 weeks today! I think dude is going to come a little early (not that I know what I’m talking...<p>33 weeks today! I think dude is going to come a little early (not that I know what I’m talking about).</p>http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/195340106http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/195340106Wed, 23 Sep 2009 17:31:44 -0600I’m not overthinking my fantasy football roster this week. For example, if Bowe is playing...<p>I’m not overthinking my fantasy football roster this week. For example, if Bowe is playing with a QB who has arms and legs, he’s staying in.</p>http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/195340051http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/195340051Wed, 23 Sep 2009 17:31:40 -0600Why does @cst_sox think my boyfriend Jon Garland is a tool? Can you really be a tool if you listen...<p>Why does @<a href="http://twitter.com/cst_sox">cst_sox</a> think my boyfriend Jon Garland is a tool? Can you really be a tool if you listen to reggae? Doesn’t that confer immunity?</p>http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/194848665http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/194848665Wed, 23 Sep 2009 02:49:22 -0600Dudes, it is freezing in Denver. Like, Sadie needs a jacket weather. Brrrrr!<p>Dudes, it is freezing in Denver. Like, Sadie needs a jacket weather. Brrrrr!</p>http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/194848666http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/194848666Wed, 23 Sep 2009 02:49:22 -0600Foul!<a href="http://hitbyapitch.com/2009/09/22/foul/">Foul!</a>: <div class="snap_preview"> <br/><p>I am in a foul mood today. I blame it on the following, in no particular order:</p> <ul><li>People who don’t use turn signals while driving. Seriously? You’re an inconsiderate asshole. You should get a…</li></ul> </div>http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/194739412http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/194739412Tue, 22 Sep 2009 23:10:05 -0600Macy’s might be close to bankruptcy. That’s what you get for what you did to Marshall...<p>Macy’s might be close to bankruptcy. That’s what you get for what you did to Marshall Field’s!!! (I can hold a grudge forever.)</p>http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/194579529http://hitbyapitch.tumblr.com/post/194579529Tue, 22 Sep 2009 19:08:12 -0600